Chris vs. The People

This week on Chris vs. The People, court is in session for an "Am I the A*shole" themed episode, and Chris is hearing four truly chaotic cases. Callers confess to hitting their grandma with a Croc, reconsidering a friendship while trapped in a wedding party, ending a best friendship right before a birthday, and secretly hooking up with both halves of a couple…but separately and unbeknownst to the other partner. With questionable timing, messy boundaries, and one jaw dropping final twist, Chris must decide who's innocent, who's guilty, and who's just the sphincter. As always, the chaos doesn’t end there! Stick around for the Patreon after show for even more wild stories. Catch the after show on https://patreon.com/ChrisKlemens.
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• Justin Bretter (http://justinbretter.com)
Producer:
• Gogo Zoger (https://instagram.com/thegogolicious)
Editor:
• Justin Bretter (http://instagram.com/fieldsobriety)

Chris is back with another episode full of family lore, and these callers prove that every family tree is only a few seconds away from getting cut down. One caller reveals what happened to money collected after a devastating loss, another attempts to explain a family tree so complicated it basically requires long division, and a third recounts a reunion out of Dukes of Hazard that nearly became a demolition derby. From shocking secrets to jaw-dropping dysfunction, these callers’ stories will leave you wondering how anyone made it to the next holiday gathering. As always, the chaos doesn’t end there! Stick around for the Patreon after show for even more wild stories. Catch the after show on https://patreon.com/ChrisKlemens.
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• Justin Bretter (http://justinbretter.com)
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• Gogo Zoger (https://instagram.com/thegogolicious)
Editor:
• Justin Bretter (http://instagram.com/fieldsobriety)

This week on Chris vs. The People, Chris sits down with comedian Jay Jurden for an episode that starts with career talk, the Mississippi-to-New York hustle, viral clips, and the real economics of stand-up, and then it spirals fast into chaos. Between a food poisoning story that gets genuinely apocalyptic, a "wait, is that my cousin?" confession, and tales from nude beaches and hookup etiquette gone hilariously wrong, nothing is off limits. It's the kind of conversation that swings from career wisdom to full blown TMI without ever slowing down, and somehow it all makes sense by the end. Come for the comedy talk, stay for the chaos you didn't see coming. As always, the chaos doesn’t end there! Stick around for the Patreon after show for even more wild stories. Catch the after show on https://patreon.com/ChrisKlemens.
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• Gogo Zoger (https://instagram.com/thegogolicious)
Editor:
• Justin Bretter (http://instagram.com/fieldsobriety)

Between a machete under the coffee table, a surprise child, and a questionable way of obtaining Disney tickets, the family lore in this week’s episode goes from zero to legendary real fast. Chris sits down and talks with callers about their debt-fueled argument erupting into a full on living room brawl ending at the ER, a birthday party bombshell of grandma’s decades long affair with her husband’s brother, a phone call where an “infertile” dad somehow has a new baby, and a family’s first trip to Disney World straight out of an episode of Euphoria.  We won’t spoil the plot twists but once you hear it, you’ll be texting this episode to your group chat immediately. As always, the chaos doesn’t end there! Stick around for the Patreon after show for even more wild stories. Catch the after show on https://patreon.com/ChrisKlemens.
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• Gogo Zoger (https://instagram.com/thegogolicious)
Editor:
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This week on Chris vs. The People, former Disney Channel star Karan Brar sits down with Chris to unpack child stardom, from iguana co‑stars and steel toed boots to the audition twist that changed his life. They get candid about immigrant family hustle, people‑pleasing on set, and what happens when your work ethic becomes your whole identity. Get ready for hilarious detours and some real talk about therapy, burnout, and finding your why. It’s nostalgic, chaotic, and surprisingly tender. As always, the chaos doesn’t end there! Stick around for the Patreon after show for even more wild stories. Catch the after show on https://patreon.com/ChrisKlemens.
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Follow the Show:
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Executive Producers: 
• Chris Klemens (http://youtube.com/chris)
• Justin Bretter (http://justinbretter.com)
Producer:
• Gogo Zoger (https://instagram.com/thegogolicious)
Editor:
• Justin Bretter (http://instagram.com/fieldsobriety)