Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

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Tom Segura joins Christina P via Zoom this week and the mommies waste no time getting completely stupid. This episode has it all: the absolutely unhinged viral Nicole Curtis “fart n-word” clip, a fresh dose of Safety Larry doing what Safety Larry does best, and Fancy Chef stepping into the pizza review game like a true culinary king, and a revelation about a certain comedian being in the Epstein files that that us laughing our shirts off. Plus the mommies get horrible or hilarious, shame some TikTards, and update each other on their respective periods. Keep featherin’ it, follow proto, and enjoy the slop.

Your Mom’s House Ep. 848

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Chapters

00:00:00 - Intro

00:00:11 - Tom's Cute Face

00:07:03 - Hamster Funeral

00:16:04 - Opening Clip: Fart N-Word

00:27:38 - Period Update

00:28:52 - [Redacted] Is In The Epstein Files

00:30:52 - Safety Larry

00:44:34 - Horrible Or Hilarious

00:49:21 - Dick Doc + Heated Rivalry

00:51:18 - Fancy Chef Pizza Review

00:55:08 - Clip: My White Stuff

00:56:07 - TikToks

01:03:59 - Wrap Up

01:04:34 - Closing Song - "Cucumber" by Ramsay McQueen
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This week on Your Mom’s House, Christina P is joined by comedian Ian Fidance for a no-holds-barred conversation that swings wildly between trauma, sexuality, spirituality, parenting, and some of the most cool guys we've seen on the algo. Ian also plugs his new show "Ian Do: An Odd Guy Doing Odd Jobs" that is out now on the YMH Studios Network!

Ian opens up about growing up with grief, anger, and confusion, sharing brutally honest stories about mental health, addiction, sexuality, and learning how to feel emotions without self-destruction. Christina matches him beat for beat, reflecting on immigrant parenting, generational trauma, shame, and the terrifying responsibility of raising emotionally healthy kids.From bottoming diets, trans Instagram thirst traps, and Epstein file conspiracies, to TikTok egg pranks, needle play, and deep dives into cult leaders, this episode is a chaotic masterclass in what happens when two hyper-self-aware comics refuse to censor themselves.

There’s laughter, discomfort, unexpected warmth, and moments of real clarity about identity, attraction, power, shame, and why modern internet culture feels completely broken. Plus: ska music, parenting philosophy, fashion crimes, hotel hookups, gay cruising etiquette, and why shame might actually serve a purpose. Try it out!

Your Mom’s House Ep. 847

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Chapters

00:00:00 - Intro

00:00:24 - It's Just A Phase

00:08:55 - Opening Clip: Bottoming University

00:16:15 - Epstein Files, Spiritual Awakenings, & Cults

00:26:31 - Clip: Trans New Yorker

00:32:07 - Pulling Humans

00:37:26 - Clip: Old Muscle Guy

00:39:45 - Dating Dudes

00:44:36 - Clip: Adorable Face Enthusiast

00:46:46 - Clip: Old Lady Egg Prank

00:48:05 - Ian Takes Over The Show

00:50:38 - Clip: More Egg Prank

00:54:17 - Christina's Curations

01:04:35 - The Real Hunger Games

01:06:28 - Back To The TikToks

01:12:08 - Final Thoughts

01:16:14 - Closing Song -"I Bless Them All" by DJ Brad Pitt
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This week on Your Mom’s House, Christina P welcomes comedian and Skankfest co-founder Luis J. Gomez for an absolutely unhinged episode with some heart. This episode has it all, Skankfest stories, public defecation, cartel scam calls, jailhouse etiquette, roommate revenge, Norm's poutine fries, and members of the marginalized community doing what they do best.

Luis shares how Skankfest grew from a small idea into one of the most unique comedy festivals in the country, including what sets the audience apart and why their fans are the most respectful degenerates you'll ever meet. The episode also takes a turn into real-world experiences as Luis talks about run-ins with the law, what it’s actually like spending a night in jail, and how people learn the unspoken rules of that environment quickly. He also tells a memorable story about a former roommate that escalated far beyond a normal disagreement and Christina unleashes her curations onto her new homie, Luis. See you on the goth cruise!

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Chapters

00:00:00 - Intro

00:00:43 - Skankfest, Defecation, & Poutine Fries

00:06:40 - Opening Clip: 50 Single & Horny

00:15:38 - Catching Charges

00:24:45 - Locked Up

00:31:34 - Clip: Bald Date Prep

00:35:42 - Clip: Diaper Reveal

00:40:28 - Clip: Lakefront Property

00:43:33 - Clip: Common Area Argument

00:50:07 - Skankfest Stories

00:55:53 - Openly Freaky

01:04:34 - TikToks

01:20:18 - Wrap Up

01:21:38 - Closing Song - "Pegged (OMG)" by Odd-Track Numbers
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This week on Your Mom’s House, Christina P is riding solo while Tom Segura is away shooting Bad Thoughts, and she’s joined by comedian/Impractical Joker Sal Vulcano for a unscheduled ride into the world of Architecture Digest.

Things spiral immediately as Christina introduces Sal to Kevin Leonardo, a self-proclaimed “educational” creator who demonstrates ass shaving, douching, and butt-hole hygiene in full HD. Sal, who has a famously weak constitution and a severe fear of vomiting, is absolutely not prepared for what he sees, but you probably are.

From there, Christina and Sal debate wild internet conspiracies involving satanic rituals, celebrity baby-eating rumors, and adrenochrome hysteria, questioning how anyone could possibly keep secrets at that level of fame. They next break down a viral food challenge. where a man with obviously fake teeth eats an obviously roasted potato every single day.

The chaos continues with Sal recounting his nightmare experience in a self-driving Waymo car, the duo dissecting unhinged “alpha male” Uber-fight roleplay videos, and a brutally honest roast of shirtless celebrity vacation photos, featuring Jack Nicholson living his absolute best life. Plus some TikToks, cool guys, and Grammy fashion, all in this weeks episode for you to chew on.

Your Mom’s House Ep. 845

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Chapters

00:00:00 - Intro

00:04:25 - Celebrity Satanists

00:09:57 - Opening Clip: Beaver Teeth Potato Eater

00:15:54 - McDonalds, Steve Irwin, & Beavo's IG

00:21:24 - Waymos & Disrespectful Uber Drivers

00:31:48 - Vacation Jack Nicholson, Pam Anderson, & Eyebrows

00:40:44 - RIP Catherine O'Hara + Michael Jackson & Eddie Murphy

00:46:11 - Sex Scenes In Movies

00:48:54 - Architecture Digest Open Door

00:53:30 - Uncomfortable Vin Diesel

00:57:48 - Grammy Fashion

01:04:49 - Sal's New Show

01:06:34 - Christina's Curations

01:16:01 - Closing Song - "Talk 2 U Girl" by Saul Garland
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This week on Your Mom’s House, Tom Segura and Christina P hunker down for the ice storm and break down a clip of man threatening the world while borrowing his mom’s ice.

The main mommies also explore the psychology of guys who think owning three coolers counts as wealth. Plus: unfiltered race takes, serial killer interviews that somehow turn philosophical, cringe dad gymnastics, brutal internet injuries, and Christina P confirms another rare double pipe classic. Add in storm prep advice (wine over water), aging body truths, hydration-denying parents, and some more of the internet’s coolest dudes, and you’ve got another classic YMH episode with Tim and Christine.

Your Mom’s House Ep. 844

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Chapters

00:00:00 - Intro

00:03:01 - Opening Clip: Connor Got Diamonds

00:16:35 - Deep Diving Connor's Instagram

00:26:31 - Too Old For This Shi

00:32:00 - Charo's Needs Water

00:36:19 - This Guy Is Really Cool

00:43:13 - Clip: Chuck The Gay Man

00:44:33 - YMH EXCLUSIVE: Double Pipe Classic

00:48:18 - Mike The Accountant

00:50:56 - Black Guy Opinion

00:54:02 - RIP Whyte Folkz

00:56:37 - Horrible Or Hilarious

01:00:00 - Indiana Serial Killer

01:05:22 - Clip: Laughter Yoga

01:06:32 - Clip: Toilet Paper Donut

01:08:34 - Closing Song - "Touch My Camera" by Bob Dolamite
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