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Are you ready for Disney’s “live action” remake of “The Lion King?” Paula and Adam prepare you by reviewing another King: Elvis. Does “Viva Las Vegas” hold the key to this summer’s would-be blockbuster? Also, we reminisce about our summer vacations and get an update on Paula’s soon-to-drop Butterfinger rap single. House Band Dmitri Yevstifeev SoundCloud

Okay, turns out Paula didn't have a brain tumor. But if she had, and she'd signed that form agreeing to arbitration... wtf? Was she signing away her rights? Or her brain? Attorney Thomas Lenz clues us in on arbitration, mediation, and why it might be easier to just have a tumor. Also, Ken LeZebnik's America takes us to scenic Cape Cod. And we send out an APB for listeners who might have access to the Paula Poundstone reference in the Mediterranean Journal of Hematology and Infectious Diseases. Oh, and also: Theme songs! Guest Thomas Lenz Attorney, Atkinson, Andelson, Loya, Ruud & Romo Twitter:

What’s this thing? Is this thing a thing? And will sunblock help? Or am I better off getting a chemical peel and looking GREAT to the end? Dr. Ilya Reyter of the American Skin Institute answers all our epidermal questions. Also, Paula and Adam see if they can “cheese their hunger away.” And we take our maiden voyage into Ken LeZebnik’s America. Guest: Dr. Ilya Reyter Founder and Medical Director of the American Skin Institute Website: to get a FREE 30-day trial of Dashlane Premium, to try features in action. If you like it, use your coupon code paula at checkout for a 10% off discount.

On our 50th (yes, 50th!) episode, we welcome Penn Jillette to help us figure out if Paula & Adam can have the same longevity as Penn & Teller. How have they made that relationship last for 40 years? Does it help that only one of them talks? Because that does NOT seem to be an option in our case. Also— Paula makes it into a medical journal, we’re hot in Panama, and we reveal the results of the Toni Anita Hull/Bonnie “Captain Crinkle” Burns Laugh-Off! Guest Penn Jillette Magician, relationship expert Twitter:

Vacation show! Paula and Adam enjoy their week off by getting you ready for "Men in Black: International." How? By reviewing the Men in Blue: 2011's "The Smurfs." Get it? Not sure we do either. But also we explore our Moldovan fan base and our newfound respect for silverback gorillas. House band Sean Hughes , guitar